10) You swear you have seen your program manager on "Americas Most Wanted".

9) The next immunity challenge on "SURVIVOR" has contestants assembling YOUR product on some god forsaken island.

8) Your product arrives with a nice hand written note: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

7) You have dedicated a speed dial number to their Quality Managers office.

6) You have dedicated a speed dial number to their Quality Managers home.

5) Their website begins with the following statement, "You must be 18 years of age or older to enter".

4) Their company benefits include, "Time off for good behavior".

3) Your expense report for the visit to their facility includes an entry entitled, "Grief Counseling".

2) They forgot to tell you the lead time you have just been quoted doesn’t include SNOW DAYS.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU ARE AT THE WRONG CONTRACT MANUFACTURER

1) When they say, "We are behind you all the way", they really don’t mean it in a good way.